Dec 20, 2011

Drop Dead Diva

By julie"anne at 1:39 AM
Is anyone familiar with the term bro zone, or friend zone? This is the actually the place you don't actually wanna be, especially with someone you like. Unlike certain people, I have been bro-zoned all the time and kinda used to it.

Bro zone, imho, is the place, where guys are actually being comfortable with girls without having any feelings towards her. Without taking her feelings into consideration, this guy actually uses the girl.

This is the TV series Drop Dead Diva is all about. Actually no, but in my opinion, it is.

This series show how guys are into pretty girls only. Even when he finds some girls interesting, but not attractive enough to him, he won't even date her. That's the ugly fact.

There is no such thing like soul mate and such.

It is a story about a fat girl trying to win a heart of a handsome guy, her lover from her past, while he keeps on dating every beautiful girl he meets, in order to 'move on' with his life. Watch it here.

Dec 16, 2011

Shhh-ushi...

By julie"anne at 8:01 PM
Shhh-ushi...:

Told you. It's pronounced shushi..

Dec 2, 2011

Economy Now

By julie"anne at 4:12 AM
Economy Now:



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When life gives you lemon, make lemonade.

By julie"anne at 1:33 AM
Dear life,
thank you for treating me right. You are not perfect, but you are amazing. Sometime I will complain about a thing or two, but it is just me, being me. After all you are just fantastic. Well, nobody is perfect, so isn't you and so aren't I.
_________________________________________________________

My job will slowly come to an end. Yes, I am actually done with the programming and stuff (insert fuck yeah.jpg). It's about time to implement it. But the machine is not ready yet. Guess I can take an early break until  it is ready. Meanwhile I can study for the coming exam.

My boss is super cool. I love him. No, not that kinda love, like I am so in love with him or something like that. I am just thankful to have him as a boss. We sometimes talk about cartoons and other fun things in the office. haha. I think he likes me too. He always says ' du bish schlau, Julian' (in his schwäbisch accent). All I did was like deriving mathematics equations. And he was like all impressed with me. And his favorite quote is like: Ich bin schön alt. habe alles schon vergessen. haha. Seriously, that things come from an engineer. He's a very-very humble man.

My colleagues are just the best. People here are so friendly and I am very comfortable being around them. Not only people at work, people in Bad Tölz are generally very kind.  Just the other day when I asked someone where the bus stop was, he generously offered to take me to my office. Yeay! Yesterday I planned to take the bus to work because Sarah and Sofie were taking me to Tölzer Christkindlmarkt right after work. We talked, laughed and had a great time. Oh I wish I had friends like them at school. My female classmates are not really their kind. I am not saying they are bad. It is just, I didn't really make any friend when I was in Nürnberg. Even my HR says Nürnberger are so unfriendly. That was when she called people at the Ausländeramt to ask about my working permit. Haha.

So here I am, living my imperfect life and still surviving. The only things missing are my family and Mr. Yu. But for now I am OK with that. One can't have everything, no?


Dec 1, 2011

Dakwah social network

By julie"anne at 1:24 PM
Saya sangat suka dan tertarik dengan isi kandungan entry beliau ini.


Dari blog comatosewithbraindamage.blogspot.com

Dakwah social network: Makin lama kan aku tengok makin ramai ustaz and ustazah kat social network.
Nak berdakwah and nasihat-menasihati tu memang baik.
Kata-kata yang benar tu walaupun pedih tapi kalau betul, memang harus disampaikan jugak.
Betul la tu.

Tapi cara penyampaian yang macamana yang sesuai untuk berdakwah ni?

"Ustazah and ustaz pilihan" ni kebanyakkannya ambik yang surface je.
Oh pandai nak kondem orang kemain lagi siap letak kata-kata Rasulullah saw bagai "Berkatalah yang benar walaupun pahit".

Heloooooo!
Yang PAHIT tu adelah faktanya. Bukan kata-katanya.

Tapi korang yang rajin "berdakwah" ni selalunya hantar PAHIT tu dari segi penyampaiannya!
Kat mana berhemahnya dakwah tu kalau kau sebenarnya memalukan orang, mengguris hati orang?
Tell me, kat mana berhemahnya?

Hari tu aku nampak ada orang tag gamba awek si KFCM tu kat newsfeed.
Well, memang awek tu pakaiannya seksi.
Tapi perlu ke korang kenduri ramai-ramai kat situ?
Kemain lagi sorang-sorang berlumba-lumba post 'nasihat'. Sampai ada sorang perempuan tu dengan beraninya hantar komen "Beginikah perempuan yang nak dijadikan calon isteri wahai lelaki sekalian? Masyaallah".

Amboiiii. Perfectnya kau sampai nak komen orang macam tu sekali.

That is not the way untuk bagi kesedaran ye sayang :)
Orang tambah menyampah lagi ada.
Yang pelik tu, yang rajin bagi 'nasihat' ni semua yang bertudung. Why eh?

Bukan tak boleh nak nasihat orang.
Tapi cara tu sangat tak kena.
Kau macam lebih kepada nak malukan dia rather than menasihati.
Tak boleh ke kau cakap "Cantik orangnya, kalau satu hari nanti dia bertudung mesti lagi cantik".
Tak susah kan nak berdakwah cara macam tu?
Ke sebab kau sakit hati dia cantik and gojes?


Ini lah jadinya kalau ada manusia sentiasa beranggapan diri dia adelah jauh lebih baik dari orang yang berada di depan dia. Kalau pun dia sexy, kalaupun dia liar, tak boleh ke kau ambik pendekatan lain nak menasihat?
Ramai yang nak menasihat tapi kebanyakkannya tak kena gaya.
Apa perlunya kau "nasihat"kan awek tu kat public kalau bukan untuk memalukan dia?
Kau takde pendekatan yang lagi bijak ke?
Nak nasihatkan orang pun kena guna akal dik.


Lagi satu gamba saper ntah artis yang dulu gamba dia pakai baju nampak tepi tetek tu. Cantik budak tu tapi aku tak pernah tengok dia berlakon pun. Tapi selalu masuk paper. Yang couple dengan Shah Jaszle tu.

Dulu ada budak tag gamba artis ni dengan kawan-kawan dia snap gamba depan cermin. Memang semua cantik-cantik. Bergaya.
Ada sorang mamat ni komen "Cantiknya. Kalau lah jadi awek aku..."
Dan-dan tu ada pompuan reply "Bangga ke dapat awek macam ni? Dedah-dedah macam ni?"

Eh eh.
Kau pulak yang sakit hati.

Pastu terus kat bawah-bawah tu berbalas-balas "dakwah and nasihat".
Ujung-ujung aku rasa masing-masing bukan nak menasihat pun, tapi lebih kepada nak tunjuk pandai. Aku yang baca pun naik confuse.

Awek tu seksi-meksi memang kita semua nampak dah jelas dan nyata kat mana kesalahan dia. Tapi kita yang bertutup litup ni selalunya tak berapa nak nampak kesalahan kita kat mana sebab kita rasa kita dah buat benda-benda yang dituntut agama.
Ingat ye, Tuhan kalau nak campakkan iman dalam hati sesaper, sekelip mata je orang tu boleh berubah. Kalau DIA nak kita, DIA akan tunjukkan. Kalau DIA taknak kita pun tak susah kalau DIA nak tunjukkan. Dah banyak dah cerita-cerita dalam kisah Nabi yang kita boleh jadikan teladan. Kisah pelacur yang Allah janjikan syurga sebab dia tolong anjing, kisah pendeta Yahudi yang tak sempat bersolat tapi dijanjikan syurga, and kisah orang yang suka melepak main kad tapi dapat syurga.

Kisah ni best, meh aku ceritakan kepada sesiapa yang belum tau.

Cerita dia gini.
Ada sorang alim ni kat Mekah dapat mimpi dari Rasulullah saw.
Nabi pesan carik si polan bin si polan kat negara mana ntah and sampaikan kat dia bahawa Allah janjikan syurga untuk dia.
This alim guy pun carik, and jumpa.
Tapi masa dia jumpa laki tu, laki tu tengah melepak main kad.
Dia tak jadi nak dekat.
Dia rasa mungkin dia silap.
Malam tu dia mimpi lagi.
Esoknya dia nampak laki ni dari pagi sampai tengahari dok main kad ngan kawan-kawan.
Dia tak jadi nak datang dekat.
Malam tu lagi sekali dia mimpi.
Esoknya, dia jumpa laki tu.
Dia kata dia mimpi Rasulullah saw minta sampaikan bahawa Allah janjikan syurga untuknya.
Menangis lelaki tu.
Lelaki alim tu tanya apa amalan dia yang membuatkan dia dapat syurga sedangkan dari pagi sampai ke tengahari dia dok main kad.
Laki tu taknak cakap pada mulanya, lepas didesak baru dia cakap.
Dia kata, setiap kali dia dapat gaji, separuh dari wang gaji dia akan peruntukkan untuk bantu sorang perempuan berstatus balu yang anaknya ramai. Dia bagi makan, sediakan keperluan-keperluan lain selama 12 tahun lamanya dia buat keje ni tanpa isteri dia tau. Isteri dia tak pernah tau sebab dia tak pernah abaikan keperluan di rumah sendiri. In fact, takde sorang pun yang tau melainkan orang yang dia bantu tu.
Atas sebab itulah Tuhan janjikan dia syurga.

Sebab tu kita jangan perlekehkan orang lain. Kita sendiri tak tau amalan kita yang mana satu yang Allah redha. Jangan perkecilkan orang. Kita tak tau mungkin ada amalan dia yang Allah redha.

Kalau kita rasa kita tak dapat nak bezakan antara dakwah dan dengki, baik kita berdoa dalam hati je. Mintak kebaikan untuk dia dan diri kita sendiri supaya masing-masing menjadi lebih baik.

Nov 28, 2011

And that's why...

By julie"anne at 2:40 AM



..I don't like it, when my girlfriends do so to me. Not only I am not that flattered, I am just ashamed. I know myself, I know my level.
"I am not a hot girl, I'm just cute" -Alex, from Joey.


Oh yeah, I am actually just done with a 'Joey' marathon. If you are bored, you can watch it here. Too bad that this show was cancelled due to being overshadowed by American Idol. Tskkk. It is super funnehhhh.. trust me.

Nov 16, 2011

Not a single fuck

By julie"anne at 12:55 PM
Not a single fuck:



Submitted by: isabelcohen

Posted at: 2011-11-13 23:34:56

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You just can't

By julie"anne at 2:08 AM
You just can't:


No, you just can't.

dosa manusia dengan manusia

By julie"anne at 1:30 AM
zahiriladzim.blogspot.com

dosa manusia dengan manusia:
Andai ada seorang manusia yang melakukan dosa dengan Allah, lalu kita kutuk. Hina, caci. Kita lemparkan kata - kata kesat padanya dan kemudian, kita ajak manusia lain untuk bersekutu dengan kita untuk mencacinya.

Kita keji, dari rupa paras fizikalnya, sehinggalah ke peribadi serta keluarganya. Kita betul - betul jelek melihat dia melakukan dosa dengan Allah.
(sedih aku tengok)

Dan sekarang, semakin lama semakin ramai yang bersetuju untuk mengkeji manusia itu. Keji berjemaah.

Sampai suatu hari, manusia yang dikeji itu, bertaubat dan memohon ampun dari Allah Ta'ala. Jika dia benar - benar insaf, dan mahu bertaubat, kemungkinan besar, taubat dan ampunnya diterima Allah. Maka selesai sudah, dan dia sudah insaf, sudah berubah. Bukan kerana dikeji, tetapi kerana dia mendapat hidayah. Alhamdulillah.

Apa yang tak selesai.

Dosa kita dengan dia, yang selama ini kita maki caci, keji. Juga mengajak manusia lain untuk mengkeji dia.

'Kalau berdosa dengan manusia, kita kena mintak ampun dari manusia"

Habis.

Manusia tadi sudah bertaubat dan insyaallah Tuhan ampunkan dia. Tapi kita akan terus berdosa dengan manusia itu.

Ada terfikir?

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Kalau orang tu takde dosa pun kena, lagi la kan.

Bagi aku, selagi aku tak salah, selagi aku tak buat dosa, lantak kau lah. Orang gila je yang duk sibuk nak kumpul dosa. But then again, orang gila tak ada dosa kan. Selamatlah kau kut.

Sebagai manusia, elakkan la dari menghakimi orang lain. itu kerja ALLAH.

And please. Kalau tak puas hati dengan aku, cakap je depan-depan. Grow a pair. Jangan jadi pondan sangat ah!

Nov 14, 2011

Mitfahr - Hitchhike/Carpool

By julie"anne at 9:34 AM
Not Sure:

My expenses expend as I have to travel with the train alone. And in Germany, it is way more expensive if you are travelling alone compared to travelling in a group. Single ticket costs €21 and group ticket, which allows up to 5 people is €29. (€5,80 to €21, if you still don't get what I mean)
Biweekly I travel back to Nürnberg on Wednesdays and return on Sundays. That would cost me €84 if I am alone, which I don't think I can afford monthly. But I can even make it weekly if I travel in group. Let say a single journey is €6 and I have to travel to and fro every weekend and there are 4 weekends in a month. You do the math.
Yes, almost half the cost if I am travelling alone every two weeks.
That is why I am able to be in Nürnberg every weekend. I look for people who are going to the same destination as I am and we share the ticket. Some may say it is so not convenient to travel with strangers. At first I thought so too. But I have to. I don't have that kinda money. And I am now enjoying it.
Every weekend I meet new people and as for now, I have met my hitchhike buddies. Every even week, when I don't actually have to travel back to Nürnberg but I want to (haha), I am going with a mother and her son who also take the same train every two weeks. Friday at 2 p.m. from Bad Tölz to Nürnberg and Sunday at 3 p.m. back to Bad Tölz.
Because the mother and son travel only on even week, I have to look for another group to travel with. And yesterday I met yet another interesting girl. Guess what? She is taking the same train to Munich every two weeks as well. What are the odds? haha.
You know, there is always way out. You may call people who do this 'sengkek' or poor. But they are actually smart people, who don't want to spend their parents' money lavishly on transportation alone. That is stupid. When you have a cheaper option, why would yo want to spend more?
The day yu went back to Malaysia we bought the Schönes Wochenende ticket (€39) which allowed us to travel in a group within Germany. So I took him to the airport in Frankfurt and took another 3 Mitfahrer who paid €7 each with us. And then I had to go back to Bad Tölz. Going back, I took another 4 Mitfahrer. You see what I did there? Yes, our travel expenses was zero. A bagel! Better yet, I gained an extra €10 from that. I can really start a business lah!

Mi rebus

By julie"anne at 2:21 AM
Made this yesterday. Wow, I haven't lost my touch in the kitchen yet!

Woman, y u no in the kitchen?

:)

Been busy with life, hence the lack of updates. Plus I have been knowing people are reading my blog. Not people, people. It's people I know. and that is quite embarrassing. Haha.

Nov 8, 2011

yeah, like seriously so.

By julie"anne at 2:50 AM
Panda bears:



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Oct 30, 2011

Society...

By julie"anne at 10:46 PM
Society...:



Submitted by: beniven

Posted at: 2011-10-28 17:52:08

and please3, click on the link and read the comments. The animal lover keep insulting people who aren't quite lovers (according to them), which I think totally unnecessary and pretty rude. And the not-so-animal-lover don't utter a single word of curse towards the so-called animal lover commentators. Hah! Animal lovers act like animal. That's why they love them. This really makes my point!

See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/433699

Oct 29, 2011

Live your life and let me live my Life

By julie"anne at 2:37 PM
Live your life and let me live my Life:



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Posted at: 2011-10-11 06:15:17

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Food feast

By julie"anne at 3:46 AM
Last weekend was ahhh-mazing! Nothing compares to meeting girlfriends and having fun together and being treated with such loving hospitality.

Oh they cook very well, very well indeed that I don't think I can ever beat that. Not that it is some kinda competition or what. And my cooking skill is of course outta question. But I am very, very impressed and pleased with their artworks, if I may say so.

So last weekend I visited Min and Lai at Rosenheim. It is about one and half hour from Bad Tölz.




Lasagna by chef Yasmin


Pisang goreng by Chef Laili

And I voluntarily made sambal kicap. Siap ade lesung batu lagi!


Cheesecake by Chef Laili.

And there were actually some more yummies that I didn't take picture of, because they are too delicious that I couldn't wait to indulge. :)

Thanks Min and Lai for having me. 

Back to Bad Tölz, I didn't eat that much. And I fell sick and I miss being around them, because I am not good at being alone. 

It is nice to know that you have someone who understands how you are feeling about something or someone else. Though it is not cool to hate people, but we do sometimes hate them. It is the feeling you cannot resist. Like love, but more to hating. haha.

Oct 27, 2011

islamic

By julie"anne at 3:40 AM
dah ape yang tak islamik nya pakai nail polish? tak boleh bawak solat? dah kalau orang tu period? kalau tak pun ade remover kan. ape masalahnya orang pakai kuku kaler-kaler. ada sebabnya nabi suruh pakai inai. untuk bezakan tangan lelaki dan perempuan. supaya tak tersentuh. sama je konsepnya dengan nail polish. sebab yang pakai nail polish perempuan je. mungkin ade lelaki yang akan groom their nails. tapi tak sampai pakai nail polish kut.

sejak bila pulak aku kate aku islamik sangat? aku islam. tapi tak pernah mengaku being too islamic smpai tutup pemikiran. eh, islam suruh buka minda lah. jangan dangkal sangat boleh tak? bodoh!

Oct 26, 2011

OHM

By julie"anne at 2:17 AM
Couple days ago my boss asked me to figure the concept of Wheatstone bridge out. Since according to him, he's old and has forgotten a thing or two, he wanted me to do that. I figured the way out and showed him my work.

Yesterday he asked my school's name and I said it's Georg Simon Ohm. Und he answered like. 'Oh der Ohm?' 'Ja' And he said some thing like ' no wonder you could do the Wheatstone bridge.' And I was like 'LOL!'

OMG, my boss is a very handsome, nice and funny man. I am very lucky to have him as a boss. He is by far the best boss I have ever had. Bar none!

Oct 25, 2011

Don't let go!

By julie"anne at 6:22 PM
Don't let go!:



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Posted at: 2011-10-23 18:57:28

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Poor

By julie"anne at 6:16 PM
Poor:



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Kopfschmerzen

By julie"anne at 4:11 PM
Kopf = kepala
Schmerzen = pain
Kopfschmerzen = headache.

Today I woke up at 6. headache. I showered hoping I could drain it away but to no avail the headache didn't go.

I thought too much yesterday. Everything was so complicated. I am trying to apply for visa. For that I am gonna need my working contract, which I should've had by now, or even before I started working. Without my contract I will be having problem at the Ausländeramt. without visa, I will have to leave Germany. If I were to leave Germany how would I do my thesis?

So many problems with actually only one solution. But the HR is not helping. They are either busy or call in sick or busy calling in sick. huhu.

I have so many other major problem in my life to think about, rather than to think about some dead cats and a crazy psycho. I am not gonna feed your troll. You are just one sick little man and your arguments are invalid.

Oct 22, 2011

Oh, I wish...

By julie"anne at 8:51 PM
Oh, I wish...:



Submitted by: victornej

Posted at: 2011-10-21 02:38:19

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Oct 19, 2011

So true...

By julie"anne at 2:45 AM
So true...:



Submitted by: getott

Posted at: 2011-10-14 20:19:25

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Oct 18, 2011

Work

By julie"anne at 11:29 PM

This is taken at the front of my office. Beautiful, isn't it? When it starts to snow, it will get very cold. Gotta brace myself. Oh, oh, Sarah promised me, she would take me to play ski. woot3. I am very excited about it.

Sarah is a very nice girl. She is willing to help me. She even offers to help. I would be lost if she wasn't there. Oh, the other girls are just as nice. I am blessed with good people around me.

Oh, by far, this is the best boss I have ever had, even though he has a very think accent that I barely understand. And every morning he will greet me in his 'Schwäbisch' accent and has a good laugh when I don't get it. haha.

I am flattered when the lady at the human resource describes me as 'spricht sehr gut Deutsch'. Hahaha. And my boss says I am so hardworking, well considering that I still get my work done while I am facebooking, I am pretty good at this job. haha

What?

By julie"anne at 3:54 AM
What?:


which actually was a question. FML.


Submitted by: funja

Posted at: 2011-10-16 16:00:00

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Bad Tölz - Pengadang Baru

By julie"anne at 12:03 AM
Eh, LDR sangat tak best lah! I just hope yu enjoys his time. Take a break and start your engine all over again (not literally, although! haha) and win the race! (or at least end the race)

I hope everything will turn out great after this. So that we will never have to fight over petty things again. (I know I always ignite the fight.) So that we will see everything even lovelier than ever. So that we will be happier than before.

Not that I am complaining or I am implying that I have never been happy all this while. But it is more convenient when we don't have anything from the account departments to worry about, no?

I am just hoping the best for him, for me and for us. Yeah, for a better future! (cheers!)

Oct 9, 2011

The Karlsruhe deal

By julie"anne at 2:21 AM
On Sunday, Sept. 25th, yu asked me out early in the morning. Our destination was Karlsruhe. First off we looked for car pooling service at mitfahrgelegenheit.de. Lucky enough there was a young lady going to Karlsruhe that morning. Since I am trained to get ready in just 30 mins., we were manage to get to her in time.



























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